Welcome to Transylvania!

Here, Vampires, Werewolves and Ghouls roam freely without a care in the world. Often, they engage in normal activities, like eating others, playing ping-pong with politician heads, paintball with hearts and more. With flights at only $1300 return or three dead politicians, this is an amazing deal!

With rolling blood-heaps, ear-wax stalagmites, and beautiful vomit-stained sky, Transylvania is the go-to place this holiday season.