Holiday Hub Jokes & Cartoons
Kitty & Marcy
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Two hunters are walking through the bush when one trips on a root. The other thinks that he is dead and rings 000.
“I think my friend is dead!” he says.
The operator says, “Calm down. First, make sure that he is dead.”
Silence. Then a gunshot.
“Ok, what do I do now?”
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Interview with Goldie Alexander
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Some kids are walking through the Chinese section in the shops. They don't normally eat Chinese food and so one of the kids says, “What do fortune cookies taste like?”
Another kid gives a simple answer. “Fortunes.”
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Cadet Profile
Jaynie Catgirl lives in Bunbury and has been writing for as long as she can remember. She writes books and movie scripts, and has a cat who wants to kill her.
